So, I went to King’s Island yesterday with my two friends and one of the first rides we went to was Diamondback. I was stoked to ride it again after a year, but when I got in the seat, I couldn’t get that poor excuse of security on a roller coaster to click between my legs because of the size of my legs. The worker people tried their best to get it to secure, but they just ended up smashing the damned thing against my balls. I just got off of the ride and waited for my friends to get done.

I couldn’t believe it. I was too fat to ride a roller coaster. I was so embarrassed and hurt (mentally and physically). Nothing anybody has said to me was as hurtful as that moment. It lingered on my conscious the entire day and I kept wondering if any other roller coaster would fit me.

After King’s Island, I laid on my couch and bundled up because it had rained all day. Just turned on Netflix and tried to go to sleep, but I couldn’t. I popped in the first disc of the first season of Reaper and hoped that would get my mind off of the stress and pain, but I decided to take a quick look at my GameFly account to make sure I still had Max Payne 3 on the top of my queue. When I get on the website, this message appears:

Your credit card has been declined. Your account is temporarily on hold.

That meant the fee hadn’t been paid and I couldn’t get Max Payne 3 (A.K.A the one thing had going for me to make me happy)

I can never be happy for more than a day.

I love how like two months ago, a girl texts me like three days after I’ve left high school saying that she can’t stop thinking about me and that she wants to start talking so that we can date.

Two months later…

I’ve hardly fucking talked to the girl and whenever I do text her, it’s only for about five minutes, then she never replies back. And now, I just never text her because according to her Twitter, she’s been getting shitfaced drunk and hanging with kids that I don’t fit in with.

Still thinking about me, bitch?

Hahahaha! Ah, I’m gonna be forever alone..

This, children, is what Uncle Levi writes when he’s in a bad mood and listens to Death Metal all day :) (Taken with instagram)